|STAY THIRSTY MY FRIENDS - HOW THE MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD BECAME A SCRATCH GOLFER|
His organ donation card also lists his beard.
His bear hugs are actually hugs he gives to bears.
He can speak French, in Russian.
He's never needed lip balm.
Telemarketers refuse to call him.
When the owl asks "Who?", the is answer is always "Him".
He successfully breeds balloon animals.
He once threw a rock into the ocean, till this day, it is still skipping.
Man Hating Lesbians have become heterosexual after seeing him from across the street.
The bartender always tips him.
If he committed a faux pas, it would no longer be one.
He can be at two places at the same time and a third place if he wanted to.