Thursday, December 31, 2009

HACKERS OF HOLLYWOOD - THE UNFORTUNATE 15

HOLLYWOOD, California - If you've read any of my blog or my posts at various golf forums, you know my name is Frankie C and that I'm the creator of the Over The Top Golf swing. I like to say that "It's the Only golf swing that Everybody can do" because it's true! Using just five set-up changes, you can use your own swing to start hitting longer, straighter shots. This is golf instruction for the rest of us who realize we'll never, ever be scratch golfers.

A friend was good enough to forward an article that listed the 100 most famous celebrity golfers and ranked them by handicap. I'm not certain how old the list is but it has Hayley Joel Osment as being seventeen so it must be pretty recent. I found it interesting that among the bottom portion, that is, the worst golfers, many of them were in some way related by having worked together. A case in point is that among the fourteen celeb golfers tied for next-to-last place (which was reserved for the biggest hacker of them all, surprisingly, Tom Cruise) Patricia Heaton and Brad Garrett appear. Ray Romano must have supplemented his income handsomely back then, insuring that not everybody necessarily loved Raymond. Cameron Diaz and David Spade are in the infamous group, I believe they either dated or are dating. Ex-wife Nicole Kidman appears with Cruise at the bottom of the standings as well. Bad golf can be contagious, I guess, either that or some tend to booze it up a little more than others out there.

Of course I'd love to introduce the unfortunate 15 to Over The Top Golf. None of these people have spare time to do lesson after lesson and then practice that unnatural, unlearnable nonsense pros expect you to do. Trying to make your body do the opposite of what it's comfortable is a maddening experience as optimism inevitably turns into frustration. Over The Top Golf is just so automatic by comparison. Not only is your body telling you "yeah, this is something I can do", your eyes are seeing those long, low shots you were never able to hit before.

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BILLY CRYSTAL

Billy Crystal 36 Handicap






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RUSSELL CROWE
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Cameron Diaz 36 Handicap
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Brad Garrett 36 Handicap


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Patricia Heaton 36 Handicap


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PATRICIA HEATON

Ben Stiller 36 Handicap

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BEN STILLER



Nicole Kidman 36 Handicap

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Pierce Brosnan 36 Handicap

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Matt Damon 36 Handicap



Heather Locklear 36 Handicap

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Dennis Miller 36 Handicap


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David Spade 36 Handicap


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SHARON STONE
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Tom Cruise 36 Handicap


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What if one of these 15 celebrities reads this blog, orders my DVD and starts bombing them down the fairways of SoCal? They will undoubtedly tell their friends and before long I'll be asked to give lessons to all the Hollywood stars. My telling them to just buy the video won't do, they'll want personal instruction. I'll have to move to LA, start driving a Porsche, taking lunches at the club with the Governator (25 Handicap)....


get cracking - quit hacking





Keywords for this article: golf, swing, over the top, lesson, instruction, eBook, Ben Stiller, Billy Crystal, Brad Garrett, Bruce Willis, Cameron Diaz, David Spade, Dennis Miller, golf, Heather Locklear, Matt Damon, Nicole Kidman, Patricia Heaton, Sharon Stone, Tom Cruise
Revised 09-03-2012